This Crazy Shit

I feel bad for these celebrities that are in the spotlight and don't have a moment of privacy. I never read tabloids because I think it's garbage and I don't follow rumors of what happening. I beleive that these people have so many mental problems from constantly living in the spotlight and why should I help o promote their mental degradation by reading this, and in all honesty, who knows what's real and what's not.

I watch Ellen every day and Lindsay Lohan was her guest today. I never knew this before ut if you don't know, I'll tell you now that she's a lesbian. I'm not spreading rumors, she even admitted it herself.

No why would you go and do something like that? She is so desperate for attention and she puts herself in the spotlight, rumors fly, her life is so messed up. I was feeling sorry for her because I thought she was trying to lay low and now you spring this on the world? You are totally asking for it! She wants the attention I guess.

All young men imagine a lesbian fantasy of a hot babe and that's never the case. lesbians are butches and not very sexy but she is so it's a sex fantasy come true. they've even made a Lindsay blow up sex doll

I don't know who her girlfriend is, a DJ I think but now every woman is going to try to woo Lindsay to be with her just to get the attention boost and enjoy some fame in the limelight. I would. Poor Lindsay has opened a can of worm that can never be closed now because people are going to want to be with her just for the fame.

At first many people thought that Portia, Ellen's girlfriend was seeking fame because there's no way that she can be a lesbian. She has a TV role now but so far, so good. Maybe it;s true love,who knows.

I have a hard time with that because I'm heterosexual and think that only a man and a woman can love each other, but I guess that a person's happiness in unique and whatever makes tem happy as long as it des not hurt anyone else is fine.

You have to hand it to the politicians. This is a very exciting time of year because they political campaigns get very slanderous. Where else can you each all this slamming of character? Is this even legal?

I saw this new report about how McCain twists what Obama says to make it look like he's a pervert. Read this article about the sex in politics and I will begin my rant.

It's funny how the USA is so conservative, how dare we place the words children and sex in the same sentence. This is trying to protect them to tell them the difference between good touches and bad touches. e have to prevent pedophiles from touching our kids and educating them on what a pedophile is is the only way.

You see kids are naturally trusting and cannot see what is really going on, they thick it's fine so by teaching kids the wrong and right, it protects them. Geez, get off each other's back and stop twisting the truth! How are we supposed to elect any one when all they do is slander each other and lie! I hate having to pick the one who lies the least!

This has the exact sex ad . What do you think about all of this? Why does it even matter? You can't leave it to parents to talk to their kids, that doesnt seemt o work anymore ebcuase if it worked, there would be more school shootings or fights because the parens would work closely with their kids to prevent childhood outbursts but this does not seem to be the case.

You can't really blame the parents though becuae htye need to work 60 hours a week just to keep the house bercuase mortgage rates are so high, soin the end there is no one elft to raise the kids. Crappy society now hoe do we get out of this mess?

Maybe the ecenomic crash will hekp with all of this. Parents can have intimae sex, kids can be properly raised and mostly everyone will live happily ever after. But not the people who lives in exess. The people who are financially OK they should be fine. We will see only in time.

Who has sex with a sex doll. Really, do men actually do this?



Before I begin my rant, there are two types of sex dolls, one is more fine then the other. The really expensive sex dolls are a different story. Although still strange, at least they have mannequin heads nd are somewhat realistic. If you have a big imagination, you might be able to believe that you are actually having sex with a real woman.



Some of these life like sex dolls are so damn real that if you turn out the light,s you can imagine the sex is real. It's because the pussy and ass are life like the same material that sex toys for men are made of. You can run your fingers through they hair and do her in any positions you want.



That's not what I'm talking if here. I am speaking of the cheap sex dolls that are super basic, the ones where no matter how good yuor imagination, you can't bring yourself to imagine you are having sex with a real women.



I'm led to be live that men who have sex with a sex doll are not really wanting it to be real, otherwise they would dish out the hundredfs of dollars for a real sex doll or maybe a prostitute.



Maybe they do not want the sex doll to be real, maybe they want to strange feel of a plastic doll.



That would not surprise me at all. I;ve seen really strange fetishes before and I would conclude that men that have sexual intercourse with a cheap sex doll with a printed face are doing it out of a fetish desire.



If that's the case, I'm not supposed to that. I would not mind seeing this occur, I'm pretty curious what it would look like.



In the end I can no longer make fun of men who have sex with a plastic doll because it's juts a fetish. You know another reason why I know it's a fetish? It's because if men really want sex, they would reach for some adult toys in the form of a pocket pussy ior masturnation sleeve. These sex toys are realistic and would offer better sex then a sex doll ever could.

There we go. I have shown that men who have sex with dolls do not do it our of necessity but out of a fetsish desire. They want that and that' okay becuase that's the last thing that anyone could ever or should ever do is to say that someone's fetish is wrong ebcuse we all respond sexually to different things.

I read this article about chimps mating. People always admire chimpanzees because their sex lives are so rampant, they have promiscuous sex with multiple partners for days on end. Why can;t we be like that?



I read this article that says that female chips are quiet during sex so that other females cannot hear what they are doing. Why is this os any importance? Because when the females are quiet and the others do not know about the study stud that they are copulating with, they can have the man all to themselves.



In the chip world, it's all about getting screwed by the best genes, the sturdiest most well hung man. The females want this man all to themselves so they can get impregnated with their seed and keep up the good genes in their line.



Read the article here, it's actually quite interesting and then you can follow what I am writing about, about the sex lives of chimps. Another reason they keep quiet is that with too many sex partners, the males have no idea who's their baby! It all sounds like a big long episode of Maury Povich, doesn't it!?



Humans like to be loud during sex. Men love "screamers". Women bay and holler and yelp in fun, fantasy and pain and we like that. If we always try to be like monkeys and admire them, think twice because they are silent during sex and that's not what we want to be.



Being quiet also reduced any hostility between females, now if chimps want to be like human,s they should toss some jello over the females while they fight for the men!

This world is obsessed with reality TV shows. If we're not obesssed then the television networks are and they put that shit on TV for us to watch and we have to because we have no choice. Have you seen the new reality TV show called "I Survived a Japanese game Show"?

It's the American version of MXC, where japanese folks do some crazy shit. Their form of entertainment is so absurd, it makes us look timid. I think it's both a great and a stupid idea.

In a world of nudity on televisions and sex and smuttiness, it's nice to see adults acting like stupid kids. It's quite a refreshing change from the crime dramas which plague our society like mites.


Try to catch the airing of the show, I'm pretty sure I'll be back again to write about it once a few episodes have aired because this is the epitome of crazy shit! Check it out, airing on Tuesday, June 24th.

One thing I can comment on before the show starts is that thank good ness it's in japan or this would be kind of insulting.

Now I've seen it all. To boot, the winner takes home a hefty 250K. Wow, not bad for getting winded and slapped in the nuts a few times!

What insipred to me write this blog?

All the crazy shit I see. There is some crazy shit going on in the world and I am going to throw you my 2 cents on things every now and then. Not always preverse or sex related, sometimes just plain nuts, maybe x-rated, maybe g-rated, I don't know.

Basically sit back and just browse. By the way, thanks for coming and enjoy this crazy shit!